DTC (BashFR), beads of IRC

For the unfortunate who do not know DTC (In Your Cat) (formerly BashFR) this is a site featuring the "pearls" of conversation on IRC.

I fear that we should explain what unfortunately IRC. This is a great way to talk in groups. Something that everyone used before a certain Billou imposes its crap to millions of consumers too lazy to look for if better elsewhere.

These are some of my favorite quotes. Sometimes one wonders if the protagonists were not coordinated before, so it is answered.

* Predateur_sexuel HAS joined.
predateur_sexuel: hello children!

Gerome: Hi princess!
Olga: No! I tjr not want to fuck you avc
Gerome: ...
Olga: oops O_o dsl Dad I wrong window

<Plo> Etvsfètkoi
<Tryle> Seven letters.
No <Iron> better.

lola> but you're crazy you who told me and my friends we will not tie you to a chair for you sequester violent overnight
Olivier> you would do it for free ???!!!!!

<mercobenz> I think the gas leak at home but I feel nothing
<kirjap> turns lighter
<mercobenz> yeah good idea, if it is a big flame that yes
<mercobenz> assets
<kirjap> ASSHOLE BUT NOT RETURN

* Lloyd Rejoinder chan
* D34d a Rejoinder chan
<Lloyd> Plop
<D34d> Plop
<Moo> Plop
<Lloyd> Laura was terrible today = D
<D34d> It was terrible ^ ^
<Moo> Who?
<Lloyd> Ben Laura, I just tell you
I <D34d> not ask who you were talking ...
<Moo> I know is I who asked ais
<Lloyd> You asked him to dress like that?
<D34d> Nan, I did not ask ais
<Moo> But I tell you it was me who asked ais
<Lloyd> Ha so it's you = D
<D34d> I tell you nan!
<Moo> Bin even when I know what I asked
<Lloyd> She nabbed her pants or transparant?
<D34d> I do not know, ask ...
But I have already asked <Moo> bug!
<Lloyd> And you've responded?
<D34d <ben nan if I could
I already asked <Moo> t'ais shit!
* Moo left chan (you piss me off)
* Lloyd left chan (he got drunk)
* D34d left chan
<t2> They are stupid or what?
<D3lta> Nan leaves it happens all the time
<D3lta> Lloyd is ignored by Moo which is ignored by D34d that is ignored by Lloyd
<t2> So they never talk to the right person
Yeah <D3lta>
<t2> And they know it?
<D3lta> Nan ben XD

<afx> ca g is finished shave
<afx> you want to see what happens? : 3
<Thales> Ca not interest us
<afx> ok
* Quit: AFX (AFX)
<EthanQix> T really con Thales
<Thales> Pk?
<EthanQix> Afx ... c a girl.
<Thales> ...
<Thales> Someone has a rope?

Tom: I'm good Wednesday virgin
Dad: Happy for you my son.
Tom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
Tom: WINDOW WRONG !!!!!
Tom: Uh, well, forget, will you? ^ ^
Dad: We'll talk about at dinner ...

<Florine> Christian ... I have something to tell you ...
<Christian> Well, sorry I have to eat, a +
* Christian has left the conversation
* Andrea has joined the conversation
<André> Hi!
<Florine> How long have I wanted to tell you I love you, in fact, ever since I met you I fell in love with you ... a true love at first sight ... I hope it's reciprocal?
<André> Uh ... I do not know what to do ... I think it was the same for me!
<Florine> I knew it!
Oh wait ... <Florine>
Oh shit ... <Florine>

D4rkc3n has quit [Quit: The "lol" is the ball that the ";" is the programmers]

To read more, there are 265 pages of archives on In Your Cat !

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Update: In recent months BashFR whose name came from the English equivalent site became DTC (In Your Cat), in reference to the DTC (In Your Ass) commonly used in chat rooms.