Courts and web: how to make money

You have a website? or a camera or a camera? These are all the secrets of the method of Oliver Machin © ™ to earn money easily!

Option 1: If you have a website or blog

To be sure of your shot, publish in advance a very personal item entitled "I'm getting married", "I have a small penis" or "I eat poo."

Then, it is very simple:

• looking for all sites that have relayed this information (search engines, aggregators, RSS feed sites)
• then attack them to court for invasion of privacy
• be sure to ask 30 or € 40 000, because you're worth it,
• Then there's more to wait for the decision, you should well be € 5 000 + reimbursement of your expenses.

Easy no?

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Against by taking care to remove the contents of your site that you can not control. Should not the method Machin Olivier (® © ™) turns against you. For example here, my page of output drive (sometimes Oliver Machin redo a movie), but also my plug-ins (Blogasty, Wikio, Scoopeo, Adsense), I do not control what is published on the inside. If one day one of them needs money and it disseminates personal information, I would be responsible.

And yes, the French justice: "I do not control what is published in" but "I would be responsible!"

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Rather than let us down, take advantage of it: if after attacking all engines, you still need money, do not hesitate to continue. Next step of the method Olivier Machin © ™: attack the manufacturers of computers and monitors. Indeed, their devices have released your personal content, they are not responsible, but I understand the jurisprudence, it is the broadcaster who is guilty.

Thank you judges.

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Option 2: If you do not have site

The method Olivier Machin © ™ can also work with your photos or videos, you can even ask for more money! Shoot you then publish your video on the sites, then attack them!

Against by careful, do not attack sites that all content is published by the Internet. There must be at least a little editorial, if it does not work. For example Lafesse JY, Omar and Fred had only € 5,000 instead of the 7 million requested from Dailymotion . You would not have that € 5 000, so choose good sites where you publish your data! If you find a small site like Croixrousse.net , editorial but allows you to place your content, go for it.

Finally, be sure to mark attack the lens through which people could see your private data. It also broadcasts full of images, eyeglasses and contact lenses.

So, with all the secrets of the method Olivier Machin © ™ finally revealed, I wish you a great holiday in the sun. (Remember to take pictures of you, it can be used when you come home and run out of money again!)

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PS 1: I'm not going to get married, I do not have a small penis and I do not eat my poo. Once the drivers reproduce this post, I attack!
PS 2: This is a pure fiction of course, as the jokes of Toto, Oliver Machin does not really exist. No one would do such things in reality.